ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient. Russell Brand (via fu11metal)

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shamanshendu:

idelity:

Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson. 

What a fucking embarrassment.

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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I hate people generally, but I like people individually. introverts (via janesblueheaven)

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So the 7-year long saga of who will Sookie pick—Eric, Bill, Alcide—ends in a puddle of blood goo in an antique coffin. You may call this a tragic love story; I call this a dick move by a prick vampire who didn’t have enough self control to remain friends with an ex. Meredith Woener at i09 on the True Blood finale (via fabulouslyfreespirited)

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